forcing my mom to like one direction bc i have no friends i can stan them with
harry is that kid that gets kicked with the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts
Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
- *male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
- everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
- *female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
- everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol